“Rudolph, The All-Gracious King,” [A.I. Generated Christmas Song]
David Murphy, senior technology editor
I generally find holiday songs droll, repetitive, and annoying, which is partly why I avoid any kind of shopping center during the holidays (or, really, up to two months before). The constant drone of cheerful music about Santa, presents, snuggling up with your “baby,” drinking festive brews, and adorning your dead plant with stuff—it all drives me nuts. So, to counteract all that artificial good cheer—which is what most modern holiday music sounds like nowadays—please enjoy “Rudolph, The All-Gracious King,” a song that was composed entirely by a neural network. See how easy it is? You’ll be humming “with human flesh…” all throughout your holiday break.